The Maverick Muse

Men, I’m sure you’ve noticed that women’s Halloween costumes are getting  more risqué year after year.  Women, for the most part, take Halloween very seriously, especially when it comes to our costumes! Some of us have more to wear, some of us less, but you know you are lucky if your girl is the one who shows up as a French Maid or sexy Police Woman!  The least you can do is return the favor!

Return the favor?

 Maybe this year you can dress to impress as well and knock her socks off with a rockin’ sexy costume yourself!  I can’t tell you how many times I have gone out of my way to  look hot on Halloween only to be embarrassed by my boyfriends costume!

Hint, if your girl is turning heads because she’s  looking fantastic then you don’t want to be turning heads because you look like your either stalking her or else her retarded brother out for the weekend.

II’ll never forget the Halloween I dressed up as a cute little grey mouse.  I wore a very sexy tight grey leotard, white stockings,  6″ pumps and an adorable little nose, mouse ears, tail and whiskers.  He wore filthy dirty jeans and t-shirt which he had rippedup and ran over with the car several times to produce tire tracks down the front of it, and blacked out two of his front teeth, and to top it all off, poured a 1/2 pint of Jack Daniels down the front of his shirt so he smelled as foul as he looked.  His friends who went with us to the party all dressed like that too, leaving us girls totally  repulsed!

Guys, trust me when I say you don’t want to do this to your woman.  It’s not funny and it makes all the sexing up she did for you, all for nothing …and believe me, this is what you will get post-party if you have such a bad costume…NOTHING.

So here are some ideas that are bound to make your girl proud to be seen with you, maybe even cause her to swoon a little.

5 Easy Sexy Halloween Costumes for Men…

1.      The Pirate:  This is an all time classic favorite.  Many romance novels have been written about  a woman’s infatuation with the rogue pirate, in fact I don’t know too many who could resist one.  Just be aware if you are going to be a pirate, be the Captain pirate and not one of the deckhands in the red and white striped pants.  Can you say, Aaarg, Mate?

2.      The Firefighter:  It’s pretty simple…women are wild about firemen.  It’s the whole “hero,

” “lifesaver” thing.  The closest any guy who isn’t a real fireman will ever get to experiencing the kind of effect firefighters have on women is Halloween…so go for it!

3.      Neo from the Matrix: This is a cool costume and really easy to pull off.  All you really need is the dark glasses and the black trench coat.  Don’t forget to slick back your hair…

4.

       Zorro : Can’t beat this one for simple and you can’t get any more romantic or sexy than Zorro or the lover of all lovers, Don Juan De Marco.  All you need is a Black cape, black eye mask, a sword and a nice fake Spanish accent to make her swoon.  For an extra added special touch, bring your girl a single long-stemmed red rose..

5.      Sexy Vampire:  Strangely enough, women are suckers for Vampire’s too, it must be the neck sucking thing and the fact that they never grow old.  Try to stay away from the scary kind of Vampire with the gory teeth and bloody teeth.  Think more along the lines of Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire, or Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (hey, she was a slayer and she couldn’t resist him!)  Vampires come in all shapes and sizes outfits and ages so this is the all time easiest costume ever!  Great if you are just now figuring out you need a costume for tonight!

Some other costume ideas are Auto Mechanic (can be very sexy), Construction Worker, Phantom of the Opera, Athlete, Pizza delivery boy (this one has all kinds of possibilities), Greek or Roman god or slave even, gladiator, pimp, rockstar, doctor and forest ranger.  Just use your imagination and think about what you already know she is attracted to… the idea is to give back a little this year for all the Halloweens when she went all out and you, well, struck out.  If that never happened to you, don’t worry about it because as long as you put forth the minimal effort to make her feel special, it’ll be scary just how much fun you are going to have together!

Happy Trick or Treating

Trackback URI | Comments RSS